I am going to go look at an apartment soon. I decided that if I look snazzy the likelihood of me getting it is higher. There… is a possibility I am completely wrong but I feel pretty good, so don’t crush my hopes and dreams, hah. 

Fucker better love me because I just created a “give me the apartment” package including everything they could ever ask me and more. 

Farewell. Kinda. Sorta. God, I hope this apartment is even nice.